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The Midnight Beast 

In my opinion, THE BEST BAND IN EXSISTENCE. Consists of Stefan Abingdon, Dru Wakely and Ashely Horne.

they're so cool it hurts, and make pretty catchy songs and totally legendary lyrics.
Lyrics are comical and contain many a innuendos and swear words, so best not to be sung around touche parents.

Most famous song of their's is probably their parody of Tik Tok by Ke$ha due to it being their first song. Ke$ha even commented on her twitter saying "This is the shit. It's better than my version." In fact, you find yourself listening to this version so much you find it difficult to remember the orginal lyrics at all. They produce a mixture of parodies and original songs and skits.

Not mainstream and unsigned, which in a way is the best way to be so they can make the legend songs that they do. Have been on the Tom Deacon's radio shows a few times but the radio edits are never as good as they have to like beep out half the song. They have also done an election themed song named "House Party" for BBC Switch around the time of the 2010 election; aswell as making numberous reports for MTV.

VERY BRITISH, due to the humour used and of course, they're accents. In fact, if you look at the comments on their youtube videos you will come across a mention of their accent/ britishness in general pretty much every other comment.

Since I'm british myself, i'm a lucky bastard and get to see them on tour :) Fuck yes.
Me: Fuck yes, i'm going to see The Midnight Beast in february!
The Midnight Beast by ninjaamoves January 2, 2011

The Midnight Doggie 

Having sex doggie style near the midnight hour and with such vigor that it causes the receiver to howl out like a dog.
I slammed my girlfriend with the midnight doggie last night. Her howling nearly woke up the neighbors.

The Midnight Beast 

The Midnight Beast are a band from Britain that sing parodies of songs (most famously Ke$ha's TiK ToK) and also sing their own songs. They have a massive fan base on YouTube and Twitter. The members are Stefan Abingdon, Dru Wakely & Ashley Horne.
Person 1: I love The Midnight Beast!
Person 2: Me too! I love their video Ninjas!
The Midnight Beast by elinorbear March 21, 2010

the midnight meat train 

a misconception of something dirty, its accually a movie staring Leon Kauffman, released august 7 2008.
"Hey wanna watch the midnight meat train"
"Yea what kind of porno is it"
"its not a porno its a movie staring Leon Kauffman."

The Midnight Beasts 

Amazingly attractive British singers from London. Includes the band members Stefan Abingdon, Dru Wakely and Ashley Horne. There latest hit on Youtube is the Tik-Tok parody originnally made famous by Ke$ha. Ke$sha herself enjoyed their parody even. They also made a parody of the song Down who is formally sung by Jay Sean ft. Lil' Wayne. Ninjas is the best one that I enjoy listening to because i get to see them get drunk! XD! If you hsve never heard of this band or never checked them out.. you REALLY should!
person 1: dude i love the the midnight beasts their tik-tok parody was epic!
person 2: I KNOW! have you heard the song ninja
person1: HELL YA!
both: IM A FUCKING NINJA OF THE DANCE FLOOR!

The Midnight Meat Train 

Horror movie by Ryuhei Kitamura where a New York photographer hunts down a serial killer. Based on Clive Barker's short story "Midnight Meat Train".
The Midnight Meat Train, movie to be released May 16, 2008.
The Midnight Meat Train by Mogorrin January 28, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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