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The Mates 

The Mates are a group of boys who are known as 'the mates' for their most used and most popular pharse, 'maaaaaaaaaaaaate!!' This is a greating pharse and is used when each member sees one another. They are the rivals of the 'Rolling killers' aka 'rk'. Also known by the un-named crew as 'rollin bum boys, rollin cunts, group masturbation crew...' etc. The mates were founded by crew members Dom, also known as 'Dom-maaaaate'. The mates have many other random pharses and words which have gained them ridicule from other crews.
THE MATES PHARESES
dom mate!!
corfa mate!!
rape ass!!
tusk-mund!!
rape seed!!
ledge!!
mate!!
you /do/don't loads (this is said to anyone at any time to disagree with them e.g.
LEM-i don't care
CORFA-you do loads!!!!!)

extra emphaisis is used what evry they say.
The Mates by Unknown69 July 26, 2008
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the main mates 

an A1 band made by some really talented kids
The Main Mates are the best band ever.

2k with the doh my mates 

2k with the doh my mates refers to a group of youthful lads, including ET, Billy-Joe, and Seb Rossi. Seb rossi is the worst of them all.
"2k with the doh my mates" Person 1
"broooo doh my" Person 2
"ok but are u tryna hop on" Person 1
"ye alr" Person 2
"fr" Person 1
"get on then, u scared?" Person 1
"ill be on in 5" Person 2
"alr bet" Person 1
"see u soon" Person 2
"bye" Person 1

The Maestro 

During the act of giving a blowjob the "giver" deepthroats (the entire shaft) and licks the balls simultaneously. See also "fucking incredible"
"This girl was giving me head and she proceeded to Maestro that shit."

"A female friend (a master of her craft) had the ability to give The Maestro thus reinventing the deepthroat blowjob."
The Maestro by mr. Haywood January 27, 2007

The Maestroke 

Swinging your dick like you’re composing a symphony.
Example 1: I’m gonna go do The Maestroke later. It helps my creativity flow.

Example 2: Girl, I walked into the bathroom and caught him maestroking. Come pick me up.
The Maestroke by Joe-Joeeee May 1, 2021

the maestro 

When you drop a massiv shit and exicidently shit the whole bucket so bad that you not only had to clean the bucket either yourself.
Have you seen the shitter lately? Ronald performed the maestro and ruined the whole bowl and his outfit
the maestro by Sgt. Woodcock August 24, 2021

The Majestic Unicorn 

When you're having sex and as she's about to cum you stick your nose in her pussy and the cum shoots into your nose.
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