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touch of the Madonnas

losing your accent to pick up a crappy english one, drinking real ale and wearing flat caps and pretending to like the weather.
'jees she's got a touch of the Madonnas' Carrie to Miranda as Samantha pretends to be English in SATC.
touch of the Madonnas by tadge72 April 24, 2010

The Madison Project 

All Male a cappella group from James Madison University,
Founded in 1996 by JR Snow and Dave Keller, The Madison Project is James Madison University's premier a cappella group. The best all male group at JMU.
Biddie 1: Are you going to The Madison Project concert tonight??
Biddie 2: Yeah! Those guys can sing and they're hott!!

The Madison Effect 

When some teen pretends to be depressed even though they’re in middle school
Chris: Did you hear what happened to Andrew?
Victor:Yeah, I heard he’s a victim of The Madison Effect
The Madison Effect by Nah dick April 16, 2021

The Mason Jar

The ultimate move is the sexual sealing of a woman's orifices. The Mason Jar requires four humans with a deliberate determination to complete this ritual. Three males and a female, with optional non gender specific camera technician. The woman must set herself in a comfortable position using all four of her limbs to hold her body parallel to the floor. Man one will take up a stance in front of the woman's face. He will then penetrate her mouth with his penis closing up her oral opening. Man two will take up position underneath the woman. He must be a flexible and strong man as this will be the most difficult position to accomplish properly. Man two should consider some sort of support furniture or cushions, as he must fill the woman's vagina with his penis, whilst also getting ready to hold her nose closed. It is very important to remember not to hold the nose closed until the very end. If man two is over eager and closes the woman's nose while her mouth is being penetrated see the entry in this dictionary for Dead Hooker. Man three must then take up position behind the woman and penetrate her anus with his penis. Once man three completes his task man two must then hold the woman's nose closed. Immediately after the nose is sealed, the men proceed to thrust into the three prime orifices. After about a minute of this man two may release the woman's nose, and enjoy giving the other men a congratulatory handshake as they have successfully completed The Mason Jar.
"Darling would you enjoy an attempt at The Mason Jar tonight?"
The Mason Jar by cnunn1388 January 1, 2012

The mason 

When u go to High School You find the ugliest year 10 and start dating her so u can brag to your friends that you have a girlfriend and be a simp.
The Mason is when You are new to High School and you want a Girlfriend so you find the worst year 10 and date her so you can brag to your friends and be a simp.
The mason by deez almonds 420 March 26, 2021

the manson 

the procedure where you get ribs removed so that you can suck you're own dick, made famous by Marilyn Manson.
Charlie is so gay, he told me he wants to get the Manson.
the manson by Colin G. November 26, 2007
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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