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The Load 

Awesome place to be during hard times.
Although at first the load might sound sick it is actually quite delightful.
The Load by Load Lover August 24, 2009

The Load 

The most gorgeous piece of meat seen in todays world. this is located between the torso and the ankleless tree trunks of a paticularly fluffy woman. this gorgeous load will cover and shield the vagina from any and all foreign objects. A 12 story complex resides inside for newcommers to tear up. on the 4th floor you will find the juice section.(a new flavor every week!!) This is by far the best known part of the load and has been known to cure many illnesses except for sickle cell or any nigger diseases. if you are planning to make a trip to the load, consult an experienced load-climber. there is no need for clothes. beware, every weekend there is a campfire of queers that lasts for hours and attracts a variety of strange creatures. a man called 'the spooner' has a strip club set up on tuesdays and fridays and if you're lucky he will burst from behind the curtain wearing only his tiger shirt. !!be careful!! you can easily get lost in the load . this will require a team of experienced load-climbers to come get you. Newcommers will always need a load guide and that's just for safety purposes. until recently we have only seen a small portion of the load and science is doing its best to inquire knowledge about this amazing piece of heaven.
Dude! have you been to The Load lately?

Ya man! Once i went in there for 3 years! it was amazing..
The Load by paulette's load July 5, 2009

The Load 

Words added to a headline by a writer in a desperate attempt to lessen its incongruency with his or her political agenda
Mike (reading) DeSantis signs anti-vax mandate into law even as some supporters grumble.
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!
The Load by geekmalone November 18, 2021

flipping the load 

*On a Sunday*
"Hey where's Brent?"

"Oh it's Sunday, he's probably flipping the load." or "flipping his load."

Fade the load 

To accept semen. Either inside your mouth, vagina or ass.
Clark: hey guys have you see Andrews new shoes, they are so cool

Alex: If you think hes so cool just fade the load
Fade the load by Tazybad June 23, 2016

Save The Load 

Abstain from masturbating for three days, building up your sperm count.
Guy 1: Hey, You watch that porno I sent you?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm gonna wait, I'm trying to "Save The Load"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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