The Lemley
The act of performing oral sex on a four-legged friend. Typically done on a dog or canine animal, but could also be done on a sheep or any other animal ‘just asking for it’.
“I just Lemley-ed that bitch!”
“The dog fetched the paper this morning and I gifted him a well-deserved Lemley”
“Where’s my peanut-butter good boy? Time for your Lemley!”
“Wow, check out the lipstick on that pooch—I’d Lemley that all day.”
“The Lemley is a great cost effective alternative to traditional dog treats, and enjoyable for all parties involved.”
“The dog fetched the paper this morning and I gifted him a well-deserved Lemley”
“Where’s my peanut-butter good boy? Time for your Lemley!”
“Wow, check out the lipstick on that pooch—I’d Lemley that all day.”
“The Lemley is a great cost effective alternative to traditional dog treats, and enjoyable for all parties involved.”
The Lemley by hikingboot May 16, 2019
