The act of performing oral sex on a four-legged friend. Typically done on a dog or canine animal, but could also be done on a sheep or any other animal ‘just asking for it’.
“I just Lemley-ed that bitch!”
“The dog fetched the paper this morning and I gifted him a well-deserved Lemley”
“Where’s my peanut-butter good boy? Time for your Lemley!”
“Wow, check out the lipstick on that pooch—I’d Lemley that all day.”
“The Lemley is a great cost effective alternative to traditional dog treats, and enjoyable for all parties involved.”
“The dog fetched the paper this morning and I gifted him a well-deserved Lemley”
“Where’s my peanut-butter good boy? Time for your Lemley!”
“Wow, check out the lipstick on that pooch—I’d Lemley that all day.”
“The Lemley is a great cost effective alternative to traditional dog treats, and enjoyable for all parties involved.”
by hikingboot May 16, 2019
When you back into your friend's mailbox and proceed to overreact by pounding on your friends door and puking everywhere
by MailboxMan700 May 23, 2016
verb - The unfortunate act of farting in the shower so foul that you're forced to wash yourself all over again like you're resetting your entire day.
by The Duke of Disgust August 06, 2025