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The Lawson Slide 

Tripping over 15 children before hitting a wall, causing several expo branded markers to fall on my child (chungus presely)
The Teacher executed the legendary move, The Lawson Slide :D
The Lawson Slide by When_ January 6, 2021

The Lawson Effect 

A girl, who does not want a relationship, but wants the 'benefits' of a relationships - i.e. money, taken out for meals, etc. However, she does not want to be tied down to one man/sexual partner. This is more than a 'fuck buddy' but less than a full blown relationship (i.e. still will not swallow).
The female will see a guy, Mr. A, on a regular basis, but occassionally on a Friday/Saturday night, will hook up with another guy(s) for 'special time' - a.k.a. The Lawson Effect.
The Lawson Effect by Tiptoe2k9 December 15, 2009

Lawson the FNF loving retard 

All he does is play FNF all day n9t playing with his friends, has no rizz or any bitches.
Fuck you lawson the FNF loving retard

the joe lawson 

To outright steal money. To say you're going to get something for so many dollars, then send half and keep all the money.
Ted: I can't believe he only sent me half

Fred: Dude, you totally got the joe lawson
the joe lawson by TUT20BG3 December 26, 2009

The 'ol Kyle Larson Special 

My friend: Dude, I can't believe that happened!

Me: Yep, he was called The 'Ol Kyle Larson Special.