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The Lawson

The act of licking another persons asshole
Person 1 Get that shit eatin grin off your face cory!
Person 2 Man I cant i just lawsoned this girl
Person 1 Dude i have got to try The Lawson
by holyjesusomg June 22, 2010
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The Lawson Slide

Tripping over 15 children before hitting a wall, causing several expo branded markers to fall on my child (chungus presely)
The Teacher executed the legendary move, The Lawson Slide :D
by When_ January 6, 2021
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The Lawson Effect

A girl, who does not want a relationship, but wants the 'benefits' of a relationships - i.e. money, taken out for meals, etc. However, she does not want to be tied down to one man/sexual partner. This is more than a 'fuck buddy' but less than a full blown relationship (i.e. still will not swallow).
The female will see a guy, Mr. A, on a regular basis, but occassionally on a Friday/Saturday night, will hook up with another guy(s) for 'special time' - a.k.a. The Lawson Effect.
by Tiptoe2k9 December 15, 2009
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Lawson the FNF loving retard

All he does is play FNF all day n9t playing with his friends, has no rizz or any bitches.
Fuck you lawson the FNF loving retard
by JaytheSsumdeeSucker February 8, 2023
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the joe lawson

To outright steal money. To say you're going to get something for so many dollars, then send half and keep all the money.
Ted: I can't believe he only sent me half

Fred: Dude, you totally got the joe lawson
by TUT20BG3 December 26, 2009
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The 'ol Kyle Larson Special

My friend: Dude, I can't believe that happened!

Me: Yep, he was called The 'Ol Kyle Larson Special.
by TailsNASCARFan93 August 23, 2021
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