The Lasagna

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When your fucking your girlfreind when shes on her period and before you cum you pullout put the blood in your hand and cum on it. Then you slap her in the face with the bloody cum (lasagna)

i fed that bitch the lasagna

The Lasagna by cum dumpster_08 January 20, 2009

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Titty fuck the lasagna

A way of saying "I love you" in italian

Babe, titty fuck the lasagna

Titty fuck the lasagna by GeraldtheHerald2012 February 28, 2019

Titty fuck the lasagna

To perform a task in a chaotic manner but still get the job done

We're gonna have to titty fuck the lasagna on this one guys

Titty fuck the lasagna by Ghoaste January 29, 2023

Punching the Lasagna

A male masturbation technique: Masturbating with a block of cheese until the penis bleeds.

Billy was punching the lasagna in the corner and began to cry.

Punching the Lasagna by Benobledark December 15, 2007

Spank the Lasagna

The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.

Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF

Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex

Spank the Lasagna by BoogalooBastard February 16, 2021

The Infinite Lasagna Theory

The Infinite Lasagna Theory states that everything in the universe correlates to a layer of lasagna in an infinite lasagna, everything can relate to anything even if it takes 10000 layers of lasagna to get there. Each layer of lasagna going up is a relation of some sort. The lasagna is ever-expanding as well, as time moves onward technology develops thus allowing for more layers of the lasagna to be added, thus making it in theory infinite. There is an infinite number of branches branching off each layer as well. An infinite number of branches of lasagna for an infinite number of layers in the main lasagna.

"Did you hear about The Infinite Lasagna Theory?"
"No, tell me about it!"

The Infinite Lasagna Theory by MonkeyMan46 November 5, 2020

but me when the if lasagna

me when lasagna= :D
me when no lasagna= :l

but me when the if lasagna

but me when the if lasagna by willlikespancakes October 8, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026