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the kuntz
ass-to-mouth reacharound while reading about politics or sports on your iphone while tickling the gooch at the same time
the kuntz by cock drags ground & mi hung lo December 14, 2009
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The Kuntry Boi Effect
The Kuntry Boi Effect is a strategy that guys use to trick girls into thinking they are attractive by wearing jeans, boots, and a hat.
I found myself checking out what I thiught was a cute guy, only to find out that he was using The Kuntry Boi Effect.
The Kuntry Boi Effect by Mr. Dinky-Clinky😤 March 2, 2019
the kurtzman
This is a sexual maneuver that can only be accomplished with a woman missing both legs. The legless woman will be on top in the traditional front facing cowgirl stance. The man will then use his arms to spin the woman quickly while still maintinaing her up and down motion. This can be accmplished due her decreased body weight. If balance is an issue, the man can stand over the woman with the top of her head on the ground for stability. Her body can then be spun in a similar manner.
Some trick asked me if I would rather have sex with a woman with no arms and no legs, I told her "Obviously I would choose the woman with no legs! I could employ the kurtzman."
the kurtzman by Bongman7 December 1, 2006
kunt and the gang
A minor internet star from the 2000s and 2010s. He is a dark comedy singer who had 2 songs in the charts. Kunt mainly sings about topics lads would discuss at the pub alongside his puppet partner Little Kunt (who had his own album).
kunt and the gang by massivetraps25 August 6, 2020
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