The Kuntz

Obtaining legendary status by
unexpectedly dropping your hairy taint selfie in the middle of a group chat.

We were all just talking and next thing he pulled The Kuntz on us

by Headman76 May 03, 2020

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Kuntz

synonyms: huge, dickalicious

amazing, big penis, hot, the thing you wanna fuck

by kuntamasta December 03, 2010

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ass-to-mouth reacharound while reading about politics or sports on your iphone while tickling the gooch at the same time

man this girl was so boring in bed i gave her the kuntz

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A slang comes from german. Meaning a trick or a prank that is done to a person from a person.

by Yo pr0 5k111z October 20, 2017

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by Greg Brady May 03, 2004

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did you see that dank kuntz i sent you?

by Thooth Barsh May 24, 2017

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The definition of perfection and extremely beautiful. Usually found in small towns and is very hard to get. Very attracted to weiner dogs.

Look at Bekah Kuntz, she's so pretty and I wanna pet her cute little weiner.

by Maui Wowie Ream October 22, 2011

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