The Kuntz
Obtaining legendary status by
unexpectedly dropping your hairy taint selfie in the middle of a group chat.
unexpectedly dropping your hairy taint selfie in the middle of a group chat.
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the kuntz
ass-to-mouth reacharound while reading about politics or sports on your iphone while tickling the gooch at the same time
the kuntz by cock drags ground & mi hung lo December 14, 2009
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The Kuntry Boi Effect
The Kuntry Boi Effect is a strategy that guys use to trick girls into thinking they are attractive by wearing jeans, boots, and a hat.
I found myself checking out what I thiught was a cute guy, only to find out that he was using The Kuntry Boi Effect.
The Kuntry Boi Effect by Mr. Dinky-Clinky😤 March 2, 2019
the kurtzman
This is a sexual maneuver that can only be accomplished with a woman missing both legs. The legless woman will be on top in the traditional front facing cowgirl stance. The man will then use his arms to spin the woman quickly while still maintinaing her up and down motion. This can be accmplished due her decreased body weight. If balance is an issue, the man can stand over the woman with the top of her head on the ground for stability. Her body can then be spun in a similar manner.
Some trick asked me if I would rather have sex with a woman with no arms and no legs, I told her "Obviously I would choose the woman with no legs! I could employ the kurtzman."
the kurtzman by Bongman7 December 1, 2006
kunt and the gang
A minor internet star from the 2000s and 2010s. He is a dark comedy singer who had 2 songs in the charts. Kunt mainly sings about topics lads would discuss at the pub alongside his puppet partner Little Kunt (who had his own album).
kunt and the gang by massivetraps25 August 6, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.