massivetraps25's definitions

hardcore pawn

A game involving three people. One person is being spit-roasted whilst the two people on each end play a game of chess.

You bring your girlfriend and we’ll have a game of hardcore pawn

by massivetraps25 November 25, 2020

kunt and the gang

A minor internet star from the 2000s and 2010s. He is a dark comedy singer who had 2 songs in the charts. Kunt mainly sings about topics lads would discuss at the pub alongside his puppet partner Little Kunt (who had his own album).

My Bumrape Place and Use My Arsehole as a Cunt are songs by Kunt and the Gang.

by massivetraps25 August 6, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Where I learnt what Coronavirus was

Have you checked out Urban Dictionary lately, there’s some weird shit going on in the world

by massivetraps25 March 24, 2020

self-isolate

A crappy excuse to tell your boss that you would rather stay at home watching porn and eating that pasta you’ve been stockpiling

Employee: Sorry, I don’t think I can come to work today, I need to self-isolate
Boss: (sarcastically) Right

by massivetraps25 March 19, 2020

Yeah I Know

A response to something you do not know but cba to answer properly

Person 1: I’ve got a surprise for you
Person 2: Yeah I know
Person 1: no you don’t know it’s a surprise

by massivetraps25 March 19, 2020

Pornhub.com

The reason that the world exists. A Canadian porn site that is one of the most popular in the world. It has a great selection of categories and pictures. Pornhub!

I cracked a blanket after using Pornhub.com

by massivetraps25 November 13, 2017

OV

When you fuck 12 girls in the time it takes to smoke a spliff.

Did you here about how he OVed on holiday?

by massivetraps25 October 23, 2017