the kid’s life 

the kid’s life is hard as hell, due to piling amounts of school work, peer pressure from classmates, and fake friends.

“the kid’s life is hard as hell, so thank god for instagram, iphones, and fries.”

the kid’s life by wokespringboi2000 October 9, 2019

The kid's table 

When you are fully grown adult and becomes talked down to, and/or excluded from activities, tasks, etc, especially from superiors such as parents/family members, coworkers, bosses, friends, and so forth. Usually seen in terms of condescending and/or sarcasm. Examples are names such as bud, buddy, or pal when you really have no communication on the outside. Somewhat like a kids table at a dinner or party where children are set aside from adult conversations and matters.

Guy 1: Dude, I am so ready to fucking leave that job. I keep getting put at the kid's table and treated like a child.
Guy 2: Why do you say that?
Guy 1: Everytime I mess up on something, They don't explain to me what I'm doing wrong, fix it themselves, walk off and put me on some dumb janitorial task. They have all these dumb inside jokes and keep me in the dark about everything. I think its time to find a new job.
Guy 2: Do what you need to bro.

The kid's table by riddlecker July 23, 2016

Pickin' from the kid's menu 

To actively seek out or date someone significantly younger than one's self.

"Girl!! That boy isn't even old enough to buy beer. Why are you constantly pickin' from the kid's menu?"

Pickin' from the kid's menu by Gay Towers May 21, 2010

The Neighbor's Kid 

A noun used to describe someone who's acting in a strange, childish, and eccentric behavior. They are someone who are just flat out annoying, and loud, so loud you can hear him next door, but you still hang out with him when you're bored because of convenience or forced to hang out with them because they won't leave you alone.

ME: "Do you like watching Pewdiepie on Youtube?",

FRIEND: "He is such "The Neighbor's Kid", he can't mispronounce words like "negligible" and "phenomenon" and stutters, and screams and makes weird noises all the time, so much so my parent walked in thinking I was watching porn once".

The Neighbor's Kid by Devendren December 3, 2020

The Neighbour's Kid

Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg (Aka Pewdiepie)

Parents: "You should go and be friends with The Neighbour's Kid."
Son/Daughter: "You mean Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg?"

The Neighbour's Kid by boingyplunk December 2, 2020

The Neighbor's Kid 

pewdiepie

pewds.

It's pewds

how's it goin' bros, my name is PewDiePie

T-Series what? No. PewDiePie king of YouTube forever. *AOuUhOuGh!*

XD ;)

Pewds is "the neighbor's kid," Felix isn't.

The Neighbor's Kid by LEVOS December 2, 2020

Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid 

Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid

Hym "Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid."

Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid by Hym Iam April 14, 2025