The Kamikaze

Sexual Maneuver:
1. Both parties remove all clothing
2. Place Japanese flag bandana upon head.
3. Shout "HAI!!!"
4. Quick prayer
5. Run, leap into the air.
6. Aim for the cooter or tooter!

Female: Our sex life is fading...

Male: I have an idea...

Female: ?

Male: (Places bandana on head) THE KAMIKAZE BITCH!!

by neft December 23, 2008

the kamikaze

a sexual maneuver, when a man runs full speed and tries to put his dick into the recipients ass or pussy.

yo he tried the kamikaze on her

by will May 1, 2005

the kamikaze

is when male or female is casually walkind down the street and sees a member of the oppisite sex (or the same depending on what your in to) and takes their hand and shoves it down his or her pants. this will most likely result in a rape conviction or sexual assult hence the kamikaze.

dude i totally pulled the kamikaze on this bitch last night, my cout date is in a month.

by CSho June 5, 2007

The Kamikaze

When you only care about cock-blocking another person you may enter an interaction with the intention of stuffing up any sexual chemistry and making the person being pursued instantly reject the pursuer

I saw a guy i didnt like the look of hitting on a girl. I decided to do the kamikaze and instantly had both of them split up with the girl leaving the interaction.

by spicemagic October 9, 2016

The kamikaze space pilots

A bloody horrid band from north eastern Connecticut. Their music consists of mediocre Guitar, Bass, and drums, with high pitched screaming, without actual words.

The Kamikaze Space Pilots make my ears bleed.

by S1nthya June 26, 2008

The kamikaze position

The kamikaze position is when a female is on her back naked and has her hips thrusted up in a position where her vagina is open. Then the male host gets on top of a ladder, completely naked, and swings around and around on a ceiling fan three times until he yells bonsai and dives onto the female host penis first and penetrates her vagina like a kamikaze pilot would when sinking a ship.

Did you know that Forest can do the kamikaze position perfectly with Jenny. She said it felt as if Japan had given her the best penetration she had ever felt.

by Eston555855 December 12, 2020

The Kamikaze Steam Mop

It is when a girl poops on your face and then follows with urinating on your shit stained face. She then uses her hair to mop and cleanse the dirt away leaving your skin feeling hydrated.

I told her I needed a new face cleanser, and she gave me The Kamikaze Steam Mop! I smell like poo but my face is blemish free!

by NW and BJ February 23, 2014