The Jim 

The new word all the lazy kids use instead of the john so that they can confidently say they hit the gym that morning.

I've been able to hit the jim consistently every morning.

The Jim by toolazytocomeupwithagoodname November 10, 2019

The Jim 

Directly after having sex with your sister you shit the bed

I just pulled the jim last night (jimmy gaus)

The Jim by Gracegaus27 August 18, 2016

The Jim 

Drinking an extensive amount of whiskey to self-destruct because of a heartbreak but also a cup of tea for self-care

Joe: Everything sucks right now...
Dave: Treat yourself to The Jim then

The Jim by Joe7173 September 12, 2018

The Jim 

The jim a persons name that begins with this name is slower then a turtle as well as a sloth everything including a snail moves faster then then jim

The jim is slower then the following a sloth a snail and most importantly a turtle that’s what a jim is if you ever find one in the wild

The Jim by Funo8 November 21, 2019

The Jim Look 

The classic look that Jim on the TV show "The Office" gives the camera. It is usually seen when Michael does something ridiculous; or after a successful prank on Dwight; sometimes in look of desperation of normalcy.

Dwight: Who put my stapler in jello?!

Jim: (gives the camera The Jim Look)

The Jim Look by and by June 22, 2010

The Jim Henson 

During coitus, the male puts one hand in the female’s vagina and the other in her rectum, and proceeds to use his hands as puppets and performs The Muppets “Mah Nà Mah Nà” duet while inside her until she reaches climax.

“Dude, I did the Jim Henson with my girlfriend last night and by the end she was singing along”

The Jim Henson by weird sex acts July 14, 2019

The Jim Buckaroo 

The Jim Buckaroo: doggy style then in the crucial moment.........your fictional father Jim Buckaroo enter the room and stops... and stares for a second (keep in mind you are staring back while continuing your doggy style. "woof woof" amiright ;) and then flicks his hat up (bc hes canadian, of course) and slowly says....

"Im hanckering for some meat, yall know where i can find some?"

you nod slowly and he winks back. but you cant be disgusted...because hes your fictional father. youve had so many fantasies with him. its only right.

Jim Buckaroo joins the fray.

This sentimental moment touches you. You cry....

before you know it. you are in the columbian fathers of confederation (where in a 3 way the girl is blowing the first partner, while the first partner is concurrently doing the same to partner two with lubrication being the tears (welcome to Columbia)) you look up and through your tears you see Jim Buckaroo looking down at you.

he tips his hat down and says
"its time",winks, and says "wipe those tears away son"

you wipe them and suddenly.... Jim Buckaroo is gone. You look down...theres no one there.

You're alone...

you look up and see the padded walls surrounding the room. your sitting there. in the sea of white. and realize.....

Everything.

"yee haw" you say faintly as you breakdown at the reality of life.

yee haw...

Guy 1: hey did you see the game last night?
Guy 2: nah man, i heard my brother did The Jim Buckaroo

The Jim Buckaroo by two bros in a hot tub November 15, 2019