Leaving the shower on hot so the bathroom fills with steam while you drop a fat steamer. Top it off with a non flush and a squirt of cheap calogne. Leave the bathroom. The next person who goes in the bathroom will get a surprise trip to the Jersey Shore.
My wife complained that I never took her anywhere, so I gave her a trip to the Jersey Shore
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.