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The Jellyfish 

An in-experienced form of foreplay. Handjob gone horribly wrong.
The Jellyfish: when a female gently plucks the head of an erect penis using her forefingers and thumb in an upwards motion. This resembles a jellyfish swimming. It is also an extremely unsatisfying act.
The Jellyfish by Aksoe December 14, 2012
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The jellyfish 

When a man ejaculates into his hand, then spreads his semen on his shlong, he then dips it in a glass of salt water, and proceeds to urinate in the glass, and a woman drinks the contents of the glass, leaving her with a sting in her throat
Man, this girl as a freak! She asked me to make her The jellyfish
The jellyfish by FatXenomorph December 6, 2019

The Jellyfish 

The most arousing dance move for a women to witness. Performed by only the most masculine of men 'the jellyfish' is elegant, smooth and sexy some claim lesbians are turned straight due to this dance.
WOW: That man sure can dance the jellyfish I must go and get his number instantly!
The Jellyfish by bertyman1994 August 19, 2016

Spanking the Jellyfish 

Holy shit dude, my mom almost walked in on me spanking the jellyfish!

Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!
Spanking the Jellyfish by CR24 September 1, 2009

Billy The Jellyfish 

A sad orphan jellyfish, whose parents were eaten by a shark. His best friend is chuck the walrus. It can also be used as an offensive word to call an orphan of the genus Cuboza Chironex species, AKA a box jelly.
Bob-"man that guy is such a billy the jellyfish"

Joe-"yeah i heard his parents were eaten by sharks"

Squeeze the jellyfish 

A synonym for second base, from the book "Middlesex" by Jeffery Eugenides.
Hey Lidia, you wanna squeeze the jellyfish after class?

The Stunned Jellyfish 

When you stick a tazer up a girls vagina (as you would a dildo) then she is in a dormant state and you fulfill your sexual needs such as boning her as you both slide down the stairs on a sled or as you make another girl have sex with her. This all happens all while she eats her favorite marshmallow.
I completely got her in a the stunned jellyfish.
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