by Jimmy Hardwick April 22, 2006
A word used to describe someone suffering from the disease Joseph's Albinism. The person with this condition has a very white complexion that at times you can't even see them. At around the age of fifteen they develop a muscular back and large biceps. Their hair looks asian and their sideburns stick out so much that they are also known as mud flaps. J-man's also have a fetish for teachers and being handcuffed. Also 70% of J-men carry around 1GB USB's maxed out with pornographic material.
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by a-non-y-mo-us September 13, 2009
the act of fucking your friends ex girlfriends as a guise to cover your obvious homosexual tendencies.
j man : hey noah, i just fucked jakes ex girlfriend, wanna seran my gay face and hot carl me , or just cornhole my gay ass really hard!!!!!?
by noah von wiener taker January 3, 2008
A white wannabee ghetto person who likes to straighten Tina's curls...
He enjoys Tila tequila and greets people saying HEY GIRL HEY!
J-man's are also very naughty and like to play with handcuffs!!
J-mans have an anmazing model walk and likes to think that he is crunk!
He enjoys Tila tequila and greets people saying HEY GIRL HEY!
J-man's are also very naughty and like to play with handcuffs!!
J-mans have an anmazing model walk and likes to think that he is crunk!
Hey girl Hey he is such a j-man!
by Melissa Moore May 30, 2008
1)strong manly man that thinks he is perfect and everyone else is less important then him.
2)classic rock loving person
3)athletic and very good at what he does(not very much)
2)classic rock loving person
3)athletic and very good at what he does(not very much)
by big t 7 October 30, 2007
by Ray November 17, 2003