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The Houdinni 

(For the males) The act of, while in the doggy style position; to stop, spit on the partners back and pretend like u finished, when the partner turns around to show there happyness of the love making, the male proceeds to ejaculate on the womens face and then laugh.....also see bukkakee
when joe was in the hotel room he did the houdinni and bukkakeed all over jamies face
The Houdinni by pinto joe pa February 3, 2003
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The Houdinni 

The act of performing doggy style to a woman who is blind folded , while a friend hides somewhere in the room, and half way through you switch with your friend, and leave the room or house and stand infront of the window and wave to the girl as your friend unties the blindfold.
Suzie was humiliated after Mike and Steve perfomed "The Houdinni," on her.
The Houdinni by Kevin Burns June 9, 2004

the houdini 

ok, the real definition is this: You are doing a girl doggy style whilst she if facing a window to the outdoors...half way thru your thrusting, you do a pull out move (to say finger her a little...) but then your friend who is strategically hidden in the room sneaks in and inserts himself as if it were you....this is when you quietly exit the room, reappearing outside the window when you now (smiling ear to ear) wave at your girl, who comes to the realization that, "if you he is out there, who is fucking me!!!?"....hillarity ensues
Remember that bitch we gave the houdini too?...she is sueing us for rape...how funny is that!!!? :-)

The Houdini 

a magic trick of sorts, when you are banging a chick from behind you fake an orgasm, pull out, and spit on her back jerking off all the while, you must time it right so when she turns around thinking the love making is over, you cum right in her face!

***sometimes also known as the second gunman***

The name is directly derived from the great magically magical Harry Houdini!
concerned co-worker what happened to your eye janine?

janine oh, that shit stain of a boyfriend gave me the houdini at point blank range.
The Houdini by karl hungus February 7, 2005

The Houdini 

When your out with a bunch of friends or people and you don't want to say goodbye to everyone, or want them to make you feel obligated to stay, you find a good time to leave without anyone noticing.
Josh: "Where did Steve go, I haven't seen him for 15min?"
Mike: He must of pulled the houdini dude, I haven't seen him in forever either.
The Houdini by StevieQ11 March 10, 2013

The houdini 

You start out fucking a girl from behind, making sure the girl is facing the window. In the middle, you have your friend come into the room, and both of you switch without her knowing (putting a finger in her pussy, etc.) You pack up your stuff and when you leave, you knock on the window and wave to her.
"Dude, thanks for helping me with the Houdini on Friday night with ____"
The houdini by D S op February 7, 2007

The Houdini 

When you are doing it doggy-style, you spit on her back, so she thinks you came then you pull it out and when she turns around blow it in her face, raise your hands and say "Houdini"
The Houdini by harvey hungwell August 5, 2008
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