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The Hansle 

1) That look that everyone does before laughing, when trying to hold back a laugh, or when jokingly lying.

2) If you want to know the true definition, ask someone what it is and they will most likely do it.

3) Pronounced (Hans-uhhl)

4) Another way to evoke The Hansle is telling someone that there Hansling, they will most likely begin to Hansle shortly after.
"Hey, you know what The Hansle is?"

"Nah man what is it?"

"IDK you tell me....(They will precede to hansle)"
The Hansle by indrewjones September 8, 2010
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fly off the handle 

To become angry or enraged.
"I'm Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle!"
fly off the handle by Socko August 10, 2004

Turning the handle 

When you turn the shower handle to hot or cold even a millimeter it will be either freezing or scolding hot
Jack: *taking a shower* Ahh!
Nathan: What’s he screaming about
Jim: he is probably turning the handle
Turning the handle by Evantaker January 7, 2020

jiggle the handle 

shaking toilet handle to re-seat float valve, avoidance of dealing with permanent fix for same. GREAT rock band name!!
i better go jiggle the god damn handle!

tonight me and duane are going to see jiggle the handle
jiggle the handle by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

The Handle 

When you stick your dick in between your ass cheeks, but leave a space in between the shaft and your gooch so it looks like a handle.
Person 1 - “Yesterday at the party John stuck his dick in his ass!”

Person 2 - “He broke out the handle!?”

off the handle 

Being crazy, insane or stupid.
"Dude your completely off the handle"
off the handle by Da Boss03 February 7, 2018

Ride the Handlebars 

when a female sits on the face of a male who has ahandlebar mustache. The hairs on the man's face are said to increase pleasure.

Also seen as "Ride ____'s Handlebars", "Riding on the Handlebars", "Handlebar Ride", and "The Brass Man Special".
Ladies always talk to The Brett because they want to Ride the Handlebars.

The ladies love to ride Brett's Handlebars!

"Damn baby! How would you like to ride my handlebars?!?"

Brett is legendary for giving a smooth handlebar ride.
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