The Haggis

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Someone's overbearing mother.

The haggis is going off on one again

The Haggis by Haggis offspring February 14, 2025

Words you can keep

shag the haggis

Literally means sex with sheep

Johnny said he likes to shag the haggis. What a pervert!

shag the haggis by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

shag the haggis

Scottish slang for playing the bagpipes.

Possible Local Usage: "So there I wiz, chompin doon on ma deep fried mars bar an chips when some tube started shaggin the haggis and pit me right oaf."

Translation: "I was in the process of eating ones supper when a stranger began playing the bagpipes which made me lose my appetite."

Local Usage: "Ho, haggis shagger, gonna play Stairway man? Ho ho..."

Translation: "I say, bagpiper, would you care to attempt to play a tune not written for your instrument and subsequently have a heart attack for the amusement of me and my chums?"

Local Usage: "Jim, shag the haggis for us."

Translation: "James my good man, play the pipes would you."

shag the haggis by Ross Douglas February 29, 2008

detonate the haggis

To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.

"Dude, did you just 'detonate the haggis' in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"

detonate the haggis by Duanester May 24, 2008

shaggin the haggis

A term for having sex with sheep.

Ah, that lad Jimmy is out in the field shaggin the haggis again. What a pervert. shaggin the haggis

shaggin the haggis by anonymous1717 June 24, 2016

Whack the haggis

Glaswegian term for the vigorous two handed option of masturbation while watching reflection in mirror.

Eg '' Hamish decided to 'whack the haggis' when his mother walked in with the coco pops...''

Whack the haggis by Samanda#1 November 29, 2009

detonate the haggis

To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.

"Dude, did you just detonate the haggis in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"

detonate the haggis by Duanester May 23, 2008

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026