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The Grim Reaper

Probert and the Grim Reaper went twice last night.

Dancing With The Grim Reaper 

How you tell your kids their dad isn’t coming home from the army. Popularised by Mikey Z’s hit song.
Child: Mum when’s papa coming home for Christmas
Mother: Jimmy, papa’s not coming home he was dancing with the grim reaper
Child:(Hysterical whining)
Mother:(Punches child to shut up)
Child:(“Has a nap”)

The Spanish Grim Reaper 

Cocaine with hot sauce mixed into it.

The best possible way to fuck up your nose. It gives you the heart strain of doing cocaine with the added benefit of burning your brain cells away.
John has been pronounced brain dead because he snorted The Spanish Grim Reaper.

The Chiraq Grim Reaper 

The Chiraq Grim reaper is the nickname of famous Chicago rappers Lil Reese, the name was given to Lil Reese by youtuber DJ Akademiks after other Chicago rappers died while beefing with Lil Reese.
Nigga #1: Damn, did you hear how that rapper got shot right after he dissed Lil Reese?

Nigga #2: Not surprising! they call him The Chiraq Grim Reaper for a reason!

the chiraq grim reaper 

A nickname given to Chicago rapper and gang member "Lil Reese" by youtuber DJ Akademiks, Lil Reese is rumored to have killed multiple people who have dissed him on Twitter.
Guy:"This new Lil Reese mixtape sucks, im about to tweet him that it sucks"
Other Guy: "Dont do that, or the Chiraq Grim Reaper is coming for you"

The Grim Reper 

The Grim Repor can be exicuted from first getting head. You must be sitting on a chair or in a defence basketball stance. So when the girl is giving you head you get her all lined up, then you thrust your knees inward, and if all goes right your knees go into her temple thus knocking her out, you have to do this fast, like tis a wresting move or somthing, after she gets tkoed u peace it!
This Ho was giving me a bad bj so i grim repered her ass
I got a prostitute just so I could give her the grim reper her
The Grim Reper by Nick Deperno October 10, 2005