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The Gombler

Roaming the forest of Downtown Chicago, The Gombler is a tall cloaked figure with one eye. This creature is believed to be a descendent of the “Medjed,” an Egyptian Deity, and has been said to feast on the eyes of anything it comes across.
"Is that... Th-Th-The GOMBLER?!" *pisses pant*
by KurroIsEpic January 29, 2025
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The Gobbler

When going down on a woman, right before she climaxes you start making turkey gobble noises with your tongue while continuing to make her climax.
I was with Molly last night and right before she climaxed I used The Gobbler. Man, she loved it.
by Foster0326 August 6, 2015
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Choking the Gobbler

How did the secretary get to go on that fancy vacation? Choking the gobbler! Ask the boss! She was Choking my Tony's gobbler just last week!
by sheenium February 20, 2009
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the gambler

Used to describe the act of farting when you're not sure if you will be farting or shitting your pants.
Damn...that Vietnamese food is tearing my stomach up! I'm bout to pull a gambler! Hope it's a fart and I don't shit my pants!
by xloc918 May 29, 2004
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The Gobbler

The act of cumming on a girl's chest, dipping your balls in it, and letting her suck it off.
Guy 1: Pat gave Susie The Gobbler!
Guy 2: SWEET!
by Seacow July 13, 2006
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Bet on the Gambler

When someone with intestinal issues (e.g. diarrhea)attempts to fart and up until the last instant doesn't know whether it will be a shart or a fart, in effect gambling on the outcome. Different than a shart, however, the results of losing the Bet on the Gambler can be significantly more catostriphic.
The large stain in Lucy's pants made it clear she Bet on the Gambler and lost.
by RMDB November 5, 2008
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The Gobbler

when a chick slobin on your knob, right before you cum, tickler her and simultaneously shove your dick to the back of her throat, and she will sound like a turkey..
"mmmhm.. yeah you like tha. GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE.. *cough cough*... Greg!?!? what the fuck was that?!?"
"That was the Gobbler bitch!"
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