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The Genius

A man unlike any other man. He is a hero to all and a great role model for todays kids. He loves to drink beer, smoke ciggarettes, and have sex with women of all ages. He is also very proficcient in the art of laying tile. Is also known for such great phrases as "What the fuck?!?!?", "Fuck You!!!", and the ever popular "Shut the fuck up!!!"
Do you think The Genius is free to tile my house this weekend?

Maybe on Monday. This weekend he is going to Henneseys with his drinking buddies to smoke cigs, drink beer, and hit on women.
The Genius by Boom Houser February 8, 2005
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The genius maneuver 

Doing something that seems highly intelligent, but is actually one of the worst things you could have possibly done.
"When the police were talking to my buddy Mike, he tried to prove his innocence by explaining exactly how he would have done the crime. He pulled the genius maneuver"

The genius shits while the poor man sits.

When two people use the same thing differently often one using it normally and the other using it in a stupid manner.
(Shitting on a toilet vs using it as a chair)
Person A: "Did you see how Bob was using his paintbrush as a toilet brush?"
Person B: "The genius shits while the poor man sits."

VonRyan the Genius 

Superstar, Rapper and Prolific Entertainer.

VonRyan the Genius is just of that, a Genius..if you dig back into his history or discography if you will; The Genius has gone by the name Chvkra Shocked since 2014 and has been a graphic designer for some of your favorite artist and brands, to add to that fact he has also done work for some of the largest Jewelers in Houston, Tx, he spent 2019-2021 designing CAD’s for some of the worlds top entertainers! He is the owner of The Genius Management company and has a catalog of 7 talents whom have been on the rise since the start of the company! He is signed to The Universe Records where he calls his forever home because, in his own words, “Independent Creativity Has No Limitations”.
Yo, have you heard Scamillionaire by VonRyan the Genius? Check it out on Spotify, it’s Dope!
VonRyan the Genius by DistroKids August 6, 2021

Bobo The Genius 

The most iconic, but hated ArmyBarbSwiftie of stan Twitter. A good looking, intelligent and sexy human that shine by they top tier tweets. They're of course hated by their broke and ugly followers that think hating on Bobo is a personality trait. Despite all that, they're th best acc you will see on stan twitter.
Omg did you see Bobo's last tweet ?
Bobo The Genius is my fave ArmyBarb tbh !

I hate Bobo so much ! Said @vante_brookins_
Bobo The Genius by That Iconic Dude December 22, 2020

Sir King Genius The Humble 

The smartest, most Humble, Most Kingly and lastly, the Sirest Sir.
Sir King Genius The Humble is so Humble, Sir, King, Genius and The.
Sir King Genius The Humble by Sakik0 November 24, 2021

Genius of the World 

What Elon Musks mother calls Elon Musk to make him feel better about himself.
“It is degrading to call my son wealthy, I prefer the term “genius of the world” to describe him.”
Genius of the World by Musty Musk Man February 11, 2025
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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