the gates

the gates, a rather famous art exhibit hitting the city of new york last winter, featuring large "saffron" panels of fabric on square frame, was most famous for its utter lack of point. While some art critics loved cristo's open-ended declaration of art, of allowing the viewers to make up their own meanings for the exhibit, others, and many civillians, were stuck by the utter meaninglessness of the project, as the pieces of fabric resembled lawn decorations.

also, more broadly, an example of anything utterly useless and ridiculous, on a grand scale.

I went to see the gates in central park last year, and didn't understand it.

This is as useless as the gates, man.

by antisan January 7, 2006

the gates

slang term used to reference your home

you at the gates right now ?

by moralxhazard July 25, 2019

The Gates of Hell

The Gates of Hell is male chastity devise.

It is 3-7 rings from 2" diameter, down to 1" diameter.
The steel rings are connected by a 1/2" leather strap
It limits an erect penis to a confined space, making it extremely difficult to ejaculate.

The Gates of Hell is male chastity devise.

Bob wore "the Gates of Hell" to pleasure his woman.

by stargeneral61 April 28, 2010

The Gates of Janus

A book written by Moors murderer Ian Brady. I’m reading it right now and it’s really good.

Despite being a child murderer, The Gates of Janus is a good read. I like to see the world through a murderers’ eyes. Even if that seems pretty morbid. Ian Brady was a very interesting man, despite his killing spree.

by Death Menace December 14, 2022

The Gates of Hell

the big JC and his blast beats that rain down into the gates of hell. its a very scary and loud place located near the junction in middletown,nj. its nothing but sweat, catpiss, blast beats, and random jizz stains all of the bed. many scene bitches hang out here.

" dude its about to jim chesek out.."

"yeah The Gates of Hell man"

by icing on that cupcake July 24, 2009

The Gates of Tashbaan

The vagina, getting really close to it is to be at The Gates of Tashbaan. Also a great jazz tune by Kris Berg.

"I heard Johann went to the gates of Tashbaan last night."
"Yeah, I heard he got really close."

by johnnyboy, December 14, 2014

The Gates of Hell

During anal intercourse in the doggy style position - the male quickly pulls out of the female's anus, then moves towards the vagina. Before entering, the male pulls apart the labia, imitating gates to hell and thrusts inside, all whilst laughing maniacally like the Devil. In the confusion, pleasure, and potential pain, the female will likely turn round and hit the male, most commonly on the erect penis, thus with the pain imitating the fiery chasms of Hell.

Man 1: "Bro I did The Gates of Hell on her last night!"
Man 2: "WTF no way! Did your dick burn afterwards?"
Man 1: "Yeah, after the turned around and slapped the fuck out of it."

by noobmaster64 July 24, 2019