Definitions by johnnyboy,

The Gates of Tashbaan

The vagina, getting really close to it is to be at The Gates of Tashbaan. Also a great jazz tune by Kris Berg.

"I heard Johann went to the gates of Tashbaan last night."
"Yeah, I heard he got really close."

The Gates of Tashbaan by johnnyboy, December 14, 2014

go to tahiti 

To get your dick sucked is to be in Tahiti.

"I heard Johann and Motts Apple Sauce went to Tahiti."
"Yeah, I hope Jack knows he's never going to Tahiti."
"I need to go to Tahiti."

go to tahiti by johnnyboy, December 11, 2014