The Gas Face

The Gas Face is a sex act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position with the male’s face and tongue in the girl’s asshole as she farts into his face and mouth, while he sucks the farts out of her asshole.

Jack: Hey bro, did you do The Gas Face with Ashley last night?
Darius: You better believe it bro, her farts were nasty, but I enjoyed doing The Gas Face with her.
Jack: You nasty, man.

The Gas Face by efishies15 January 24, 2019

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The Gas Face

A sex act involving two consenting adults where the male and female are 69ing each other naked with the girl’s butthole facing over the male’s mouth and the girl farts in his mouth making him taste her juicy, stinky farts for sexual pleasure.

Chelsea: Hey Brad, do you want to try the gas face tonight with me?
Brad: What’s that?
Chelsea: It’s where we 69 each other naked and I fart in your mouth.
Brad: What? Eww gross. No thanks.

The Gas Face by efishies15two March 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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