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The Garster

The Garster is a guy EVERYONE knows! He's fun to hang out with, well known for wearing fancy underwear and buying all the cherriebombs in the world!!
Person 1- "Hey do you see those cool guys over there with them hott blond girls?"
Person 2- "Yeah of course I do!"
Person 1- "Do you know who the bald one is thats buying all those cherriebombs?"
Person 2- "Duh that's the Garster everyone knows him!"
Person 1- "Man I wonder what fancy undies he's wearing today!"
Person 2- "I don't know but I'm sure they are super cool!"
The Garster by Takeumnow September 28, 2023
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catching the garter 

Means you are the next man to be married. But ass to mouth must be performed before marriage will come into your life.
Nigga Imma lucky man. I get ass to mouth and I caught the garter. #catching the garter 2018

Garbster the great

A great king of the outer planet the garboge planet he has ruled for 400 years
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004