The Gandolf 

When a person is about to cum inside their significant other and they whisper in their ear " a wizard is neither late nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means too. And the couple simultaneously orgasm together.

I want to give you the gandolf tonight.

The Gandolf by Fehtal March 15, 2021

The Gandolf 

Shoving a wizards staff up a mans asshole.

The Gandolf the Great shoved his bitchin staff up Jake L's asshole so hard that his asshole started to bleed and it got loose.

The Gandolf by Grant and Mitchell nasty August 3, 2007

Gandolf the Grey 

While getting a blow job from a girl you smoke a blunt. Make the girl take a hit of the weed suck your dick, she then exhales a smoke ring around you dick, and while she is doing that you cum on her chin.

I was smoking a blunt while getting dome earlier and i gave that bitch a Gandolf the Grey.

Yo lets pay a hooker ten buck for a Gandolf the Grey.

Gandolf the Grey by KindaSuperJoe April 29, 2009

The gandalf

Sex act in which the male is pulled around by his beard while blocking her passage.

My girlfriend gave me the gandalf.

The gandalf by Sbmetalhead August 8, 2018

the gandalf smoke 

when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.

„ey yo bro you smokin‘ the gandalf smoke?“ „hell yeah bro“

the gandalf smoke by JetiRubik February 2, 2020

Gandalf the cat 

Gandalf is a white calico cat who licks a graham cracker every Monday on TikTok

Today is Monday which means Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker. It is her favorite activity

Gandalf the cat is an internet celebrity

Gandalf the cat by Memequeen21 September 4, 2023

Gandalf the Brown 

The first solid poo to make an appearance after a long hard fought with diarrhea, signalling that the tide has turned.

In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.

Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.

Guy 1: You coming swimming later?

Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.

*30 minutes later*

Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.

Gandalf the Brown by jackholdmebackwilshere June 4, 2016