The Frenchman

getting hit in the balls so hard that you scream like a little girl.

"Dude, i just gave Johnny The Frenchman like none other."
"Man you're a jackass, Mark."

if you want another example. see the Ouch! video of a skiier on youtube, you will understand.

by Sean Henderson January 3, 2009

The Frenchman

When during oral sex you kiss and swirl your tongue around the clit and finish by gently blowing on the clit.

Last night he gave me The Frenchman. It was amazing!

blow oral sex

by Cakeface1213 March 12, 2016

The Frenchman

When a man ejaculates on the chin of a woman and then proceeds to shave his pubic hair then plaster it on her chin.

Conrad- "did you see that hot ass girl walkin down the street before?!"

David- "yeahh dude, i'd toootally give her the frenchman."

by salutations January 7, 2010

The Dirty Frenchman

White wine or champagne made dirty by adding olive juice. The drink came about from an episode of the cartoon "Home Movies"

"Time to forget the book and make some drinks of my own. Let's see, wine, olive juice, voila! The Dirty Frenchman!"

by tofubot June 12, 2009

Making love to the dead Frenchman

Urinating for the first time during heavy drinking, thereby necessitating frequent subsequent urination. See breaking the seal. Origin: Swarthmore College, ca. 2000.

After six beers, I made love to the dead Frenchman and after that I couldn't stop pissing all night.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

The Sneaky Frenchman

aka shady abortion, aka she'll think it was a a miscarriage. V. To shadily abort your girl's fetus while she is sleeping, utilzing a coat hanger, and sneaky tacics.

The bitch though she could trap me by saying she was pregnant..... good thing for the sneaky frenchman.

by Dennis "Pierre Ruger" Raw October 30, 2007

The dirty frenchman

Your mad at your significant other and want to let them know about it, right before work. You go into the washroom you both use, knowing they will have to use it after you, and take the slam(dump) of the century. You hop into the shower and when your done crank up the water temperature all the way to the left, making the bathroom steam and reak of shit. You quickly exit the bathroom and your significant other walks in, you hold the door shut... and voila... the dirty frenchman has been accomplished.

hey buddy, last night Jess was being a bitch so this morning i pulled the dirty frenchman manouver on her

by jman365 May 4, 2008