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the franklin 500

2.3 mile loop in Franklin, Massachusetts. Popular in the 1990s by high school students to meet up and find out where everybody was getting drunk
"Let's go cruise the Franklin 500 and find out where everybody is getting fucked up tonight"

The Franklin 500

This was a driving loop in Franklin Massachusetts popular with high school kids, especially from Tri Country Regional Vocational Technical School, for many years. Because Tri County was a regional school The Franklin 500 attracted teenagers from several surrounding towns and was a social gathering. It started when Franklin Village Plaza outdoor shopping mall opened around 1987. The loop consisted of driving around Franklin Village Plaza, then east on rt 140 to McDonald's, around the parking lot, then West on rt 140 to the mall, over and over and over and over and over. If you wanted to meet a friend, you just had to park at one end of the loop, and wait and eventually your friend would drive by. One full loop was approximately 4.8 miles.
What do you want to do? I don't know, what do you want to do? Let's do the Franklin 500 in Derek's Firebird.
The Franklin 500 by JaanQ November 23, 2019

the Franklin Shocker 

When two or more girls are scissoring (Rubbing their vagina's together in a manor that resembles scissors) preferable with full bush's and then touch something metal. The static electricity formed from their muffs bumping uglys, shocks the person that touches the metal object.

see also The Shocking scissors
"Hey look we both have huge bushes! Lets scissor and then both grab a door knob, preforming the Franklin Shocker"!
the Franklin Shocker by Thick Pants October 21, 2010

The Ben Franklin 

the act of running a buzzer across the top of someone's head as they are fellating you, hence, rendering them bald on top and leaving their hair longer on the sides. (note: may be more successful when performed in a manner that appears spontaneous to the fellator).
I gave Desiree the Ben Franklin last night--she had her bifocals down around her mankles.

handshake the ben franklin 

Light manipulation of the boner to ensure pleasure.
I love to handshake the ben franklin during school.

The Ben Franklin 

When you use snuff and sneeze so loudly and often in polite company that you are asked politely to be the ambassador to France and meet European royalty.
Person A : Where is Ben from accounting ?

Person B: He got The Ben Franklin now he works in the basement department polishing his stapler .
The Ben Franklin by Urban Dick Tracey September 9, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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