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The Fleet 

The Fleet is a mythical creature that supposedly exists inside the Marine Corps after training. This is where things are supposed to get easier and a tad less stresseful. The existence of the fleet has been proven a lie and does in fact not exist.
"A" school instructor- "We are training you for the fleet."

Pissed off Boot - "The fleet is a lie!"
The Fleet by Jenkbeck08 November 9, 2015
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Yeet on the beet or the fleet for the seat 

Something that I made up since I was bored. You randomly say it on conversations, either online or in real life. You can spam the hell outta it whenever you’re bored and/or wanna bother people. Saying it randomly in a real life conversation is just for the fun of it. Use the phrase when needed.
example 1:

“Oh, so then she actua-“

“YEET ON THE BEET OR THE FLEET FOR THE SEAT!” I yelled.
Example 2:

“I spammed yeet on the beet or the fleet for the seat in a furry server on discord for no reason.” I said.

“What’s wrong with you and your life?” She asked

Forgot the Iron Fleet 

To overlook an obvious, easily foreseeable or predictable consequence of one’s actions.
“He decided to carjack a guy in a parking lot with tire shredders that he stepped over when he walked in.”
”Oh … he really forgot the Iron Fleet.”
Forgot the Iron Fleet by Smartnership November 18, 2023

Fleet on the Meat

When a man has unlimited rizz as evident by numerous bitches on his dick
Guy 1: bro look at the roster of sneaky links I got in my phone so far
Guy 2: damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us you got a whole ass fleet on the meat

Yeetus the Feetus 

when someone is throwing a baby. the baby is a "feetus" and "yeetus" meaning to throw.

mom: ew i need to yeet this feetus
mom *throws across the room
mom: ew i need to yeet this feetus
dad: wait doesnt "yeetus the feetus" mean throwing the bab-
mom *throws across the room*

g'd up from the feet up 

Pimped out to the max. Starting with the shoes, most likely Bruno Maglis, to the Zanella slacks, Nat Nat shirt and Kangol brim.
Leon walked into the club g'd up from the feet up. All the women turned their heads his way as he strolled to the bar.

beat the feet 

I (we) have to beat the feet and get to the appointment.
beat the feet by teaserus August 17, 2016
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