The Elia Law

The Elia Law describes the process of multiplying a statement by infinity, and then locking the situation, dissolving the key of said lock in acid, and then reinforcing the existing lock on the situation with enchanted uru metal. The use of this law in an argument results the user ultimately winning the argument, with no debate whatsoever. Nothing in existence and nonexistence overpowers the use of this law.

i.e. If you’re tired of a stupid argument just invoke the Elia law and its over.

Person 1: Yes

Person 2: no

Person 1: yes, and I invoke the Elia law

Person 2: shit

The Elia Law by Dippermabelcoop March 13, 2026