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The Dyson

The person of the friend group that gets offended at most jokes that isnt made by them but its okay for them to make it
Ricky is The Dyson of the group gets offended unless he makes the jokes
by PhilTheeJu April 3, 2023
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The Dyson

When you suck on a girl's clit while at the same time go in and out of her pussy with two fingers.
"Mmm... I slowly watched K arch her back and spread her legs while I performed The Dyson on her. My mouth sucked her clit ravenously while my index finger and middle finger went in and out of her wet pussy simultaneously causing her to quiver and grip the bedsheets."
by UniquePleasure April 28, 2024
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The Dyson

When you suck on a girl's clit while go in and out of her pussy with two fingers like moving a dyson vacuum back and forth.
I asked her, "Are you ready fir The Dyson?" " Whats that? ", she asked.
"I slowly spread KC's thighs apart and rested my lips on top of her clit gingerly giving it a kiss. As I rubbed her pussy with my two fingers I then started to suck on her clit while I went in and out of her pussy with my wet fingers she lubricated with her pussy juice."
by UniquePleasure May 2, 2024
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The Flying Dyson

The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.

The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.
I really wish I owned a Dyson Airblade, so I could perform the flying dyson daily.
by Hybeltiger May 9, 2016
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The Dylson Effect

The name given to the effect caused by Dylson being near to you.

It will cause all individuals near Dylson to start convulsing and uncontrollably repeating "Dylson".
"Woah I can't remember last night, I think I got hit with The Dylson Effect"
by Dylson balls March 10, 2020
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The Joe Dymond

I pulled The Joe Dymond on this girl last night. The police have no leads. Let's run to the Mekong Delta!
by albatross34 November 9, 2010
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Dysentery of the Nose

When your nose won't stop spewing out substances that you would rather not see.
Also known as the Common Cold.
ACHOO!" "Bless you." "Thanks. Dysentery of the nose SUCKS." "I know, right?
by Tiffany Aching September 7, 2010
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