The Draper

When you stretch your ballsack to resemble bat-wings, and you drag said sack down her forehead and nose, resembling a garage door.

Dude, my girl totally let me own her last night!
Why, what she do?
Dude that bitch let me pull The Draper on her, she was digging my duck-butter!

by bigsyke04 January 24, 2011

Carpet Match the Drapes

Term used when someone is asking whether a person's pubic hair color matches the color of the hair on their head. This question is usually asked of a person with red hair.

Hey Charlie, I saw you went home with that cute redheaded chick from the bar last night. Did the carpet match the drapes?

by Midnight310 August 16, 2011

Does the carpet match the drapes?

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.

"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"

by bubba May 5, 2004

carpet matches the drapes

One's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head.

Even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her.

by quamp March 24, 2007

Does the carpet match the drapes

One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head.

Often used to find out natural hair color.

In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?!

Friend: What?

Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!

Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Me: YEEEHH

by Gigi1000 December 30, 2010

smoking the drapes

a figure of speech for smoking pot

If you really believe that story, you must be smoking the drapes.

by mr. mr. 2121 February 11, 2009

The Drapes

The most premium, the best, the creme de la creme, the most delicious... derived from the term roast beef drapes.

"Yo bro, this steak is The Drapes!"

"Your mom's spaghetti is the straight drapes."

"My new girl is amazing, she is The Drapes!"

by Sugar James June 27, 2019