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The Dowry

When a chick gives you access to her ass for sexual purposes.
Guy: Last night was awesome. She let me put it in her ass.
Friend: Bro, she gave you the dowry. She was thinking "Oh sweetie, here is my father's goat, a small calf, and my butt. Let's get married."
by IrishRover69 July 22, 2011
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Skip-The-Dowry

When a person is so likeable/good you'd marry them without the promise of monetary gain or a reward of any kind.
"I'm not Skip-The-Dowry material my family would have to pay to ship me out bro!!"
"I think I really love John, he's like...Skip-The-Dowry material."
by BeaBuzz November 25, 2018
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The Dowey Sandwich

A fully basted turkey in between two large pizzas.

A hyperbole used to describe what your fat friend eats.
Dowey is coming over?? We're gonna need more food! Better order the Dowey Sandwich.
by koolaidmatt December 21, 2010
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Put the Downy in the bin

A game for 2 or more players, a variant for hide and seek tag.

The seekers have to find the hiders (downys) and when they do catch them, then have to find the nearest garbage can and literally throw them in.

Surprisingly fun when the Downys are scared or confused.
Luke: Hey look the downy's are confused!
Jack: Let's play "Put the Downy in the bin"
by Lukollie January 1, 2011
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The Dory Effect

Forgetting something or how to do something for a long period of time.
Kevon: I can't find my phone, it's been a couple days...
Jimmy: Sounds like you got the Dory Effect.
by Buzz_Lifeyear May 18, 2015
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Sucking on the hunker dory

A term used by people from 1800s, normally describing a sex move where the woman sucks dick while looking like a wolf.
Rob: "Did you saw that woman? she was doing the sucking on the hunker dory!"
Bob: "Yeah she sucked cock hard than my mom does!"
by NoobingAroundTheUrban June 1, 2023
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The texas downy

A retard of such proportions that they are too autistic to be labeled as your average handicapped person.
Did you see bobby he went from down syndrome to the texas downy real fast.
by The ultimate funyun February 27, 2017
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