The Donkey

A short story by Guy De Maupassant where two men slaughter a donkey and then con another man into buying it.

But the donkey, tired out, had stopped and with a bewildered look, watched his murderes approach.

by Natureboy3 April 08, 2010

Donkey-donkey

Synonym for Jackass

Nathan, stop sniffing your mom's armpit you fucking Donkey-donkey!!

by pussy_slayer_69(already taken) July 14, 2020

The donkey

When a girl is riding you and she makes a donkey like noise

Damn baby your cocks hard “he haw he haw he haw”

The donkey: when a girl makes a donkey noise during sex

by Girlsslutty6969 June 15, 2018

donkey

A bad poker player who doesn't actually know how bad he is.

That donkey just dropped 40k in less than 2 hours at the No Limit table!

by Leeno December 28, 2005

donkey

a person who is being or acting like an idiot/ass

Man that kid is such a donkey.

by Matty 8 January 01, 2008

donkey

A girl with a fat booty.

Damn that girl got a donkey.

by Sheena_Thick November 29, 2003

donkey

An Irish man or woman who just acts really fucking Irish.

That donkey mick bastard had sex with the dog again!

by NickiG February 05, 2004