The Dog Whisperer

When your ex-girlfriend/girlfriend/wife is yelling at you shake her violently until she urinates all over the floor then drop her to her knees, grab her hair and rub her nose in the puddle as you fuck her doggy style.

My crazy ex-girlfriend was pounding on my door wasted at 2 a.m. so I pulled The Dog Whisperer to teach her a lesson.

The Dog Whisperer by Cesar Milan May 5, 2011

Whispering the dog

The physical act of love making.

I'd rather be whispering the dog with her.

Whispering the dog by SB51 September 22, 2021

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thedogwhisperer

a gay person

thedogwhisperer is gay

thedogwhisperer by that one really do cool September 2, 2020

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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