The Desk 

a discord server consisting of 13 year old mods that ban you for making a joke

guy 1: hey, can i invite you to The Desk?

guy 2: suck my balls

The Desk by akhelm May 15, 2022

support from under the desk 

The act of "support from under a desk" is to receive oral from under a gamers desk,often a PC gamer.

"Hey babe want some support from under the desk"

support from under the desk by Rongo the nonce March 27, 2021

Under the desk special 

When a secretary performs fellatio on her boss from underneath his work desk.

Dude 1: "Dude the boss wouldn't let me in his office and his secretary was gone, kinda weird..."
Dude 2: "You didn't know? He gets under the desk specials every other day around three o'clock"

Under the desk special by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010

under the desk support 

when ur girl gives u head under ur desk while you play on your PC :))

"want some under the desk support while you play, babe?"

under the desk support by il0v3shr3k June 20, 2022

under the desk treatment 

when you are getting mad headshot on your Valorant match, and your she give you sloppy toppy under your mega over powered gaming setup.

Brooo, Sarah gave me under the desk treatment last night on stream!

under the desk treatment by sativaindica April 20, 2021

head off the desk 

When you gently place your head on the desk because you cant be asked to listen in your computing class but your teacher screams HEAD OFF THE DESK!

Excuse Me! Head Off The Desk Now!

head off the desk by BeepBeepBitsInTheChat July 3, 2018

under-the-desk incentive 

the act of furthering your career by engaging in an inappropriate act with your manager or boss.

Chuck was planning on firing Sally until she unzipped his pants and gave him an under-the-desk incentive. She not only kept her job, she also got a raise.

under-the-desk incentive by Chase Smith January 25, 2007