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The Deck 

The Deck is a concept in Clash Royale that there is always a deck that can perfectly hard counter yours.
Person 1: “Bro, I was on a 6-game win streak until I came across The Deck.”
Person 2: Damn
The Deck by Mr FlutePiano January 15, 2022

The Deck Of Many Things 

An evil item that will immediately destroy and plot structure when it is introduced into the game
this option was removed when the deck of many things used "The Fates" card deleted this quote

Hit The Deck 

To get the fuck out of the way; duck in anticipation of a projectile being launched at one.
Believed to be popularized by sea pirates, who generally told others to "hit the deck" when under attack from other ships.
Hit The Deck by Kanda February 1, 2008

running the deck 

Verb: Controlling a certain section of the prison, jail or other similar type of building used to house convicted criminals.
Reporter: So what were you doing during your incarceration?

Former prisoner: I was just always running the deck no matter where they had put me.
running the deck by Gohan Barracuda November 22, 2017

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic 

This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.
The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.

re shuffle the deck 

While driving in heavy traffic and you keep seeing the same chicks at every stop or light. You have to pull into a parking lot to Re Shuffle the deck to get some new scenery.
Every time I stopped at a traffic light I kept seein the same ugly bitches so I had to pull over to re shuffle the deck.
re shuffle the deck by KennnBo March 20, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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