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kick up the colon 

This is worse than a kick on the butt because it is analy invasive!
The home team got a real kick up the colon when they lost by 30 points!
kick up the colon by I, Wreckerrr January 15, 2021

crazy in the coconut 

(idiomatic expression) syn. of nutter, wacko.

Popularized by the Australian electronic music group the avalanches in their song "Frontier Psychiatrist".
You’re a nut! you’re crazy in the coconut!

I don't claim to know what Mel thinks, and i don't really care. What is pretty clear is that the man is crazy in the coconut.

The Coconut 

A new trending dance move created by Mr. Stew that is done by putting one hand up in a curved way and the other hand below the stomach you then move your hips and alternate your hands to the beat
Have you seen that new lil uzi music video! They were all hitting “the coconut”
The Coconut by Daddy Carl July 30, 2019

the colon and p rule 

there is no space between the colon and p in a laugh face
The Colon and P rule:

:P correct

: P incorrect
the colon and p rule by flavorsnades September 3, 2010

Milking the colon 

When you (or someone else) insert fingers inside your rectum and massage your colon until you ejaculate
"Last night my girlfriend wanted to get freaky, so she milked my colon" milking the colon

The Colonel 

The act of slovenly eating a bucket of fried chicken and then providing a greasy handjob.
Well. . . if you are feeling tired tonight we could just go to KFC and then you could give me the Colonel later.
The Colonel by magnumPI January 2, 2010