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The Conjuring 

One of the best modern horror movies of our time, introduced
horror movie fans to the doll known as Annabelle, and made dark
basements even scarier then they already were
I saw The Conjuring the other day, I haven't slept since then...
The Conjuring by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018

conquering the worm 

A phrase originating from the book "Dune" by Frank Herbert. The Phrase also appears in the song "Dragula" by Rob Zombie. It means to overcome an obstacle that seems impossible or daunting to accomplish. It can be used to describe a personal goal for someone or a daunting task that needs to get accomplished.
-I finished the marathon, I conquered the worm.

-Climbing Mount Everest truly is conquering the worm.

-He passed his bar exams, way to conquer the worm.

Conquering the World 

Selecting a timeframe in which you and your "wingmen" try to sleep w/ as many different women from as many different countries and ethnicities as possible. Each time you sleep w/ a new nationality, you have conquered that country. If the girl is not officially from the country being conquered and it's just part of her heritage, you must incorporate a physical item from that country in the act of sex to make it official (i.e. Ireland and Lucky Charms, France and wine, Canada and maple syrup, etc).
Hollywood, this is Iceman.....we need to become conquistadors for the summer and begin conquering the world one vagina at a time

Consuming The Media 

A term used in conversation when making the implication of the viewing of pornography/naughty material, as well as doing acts such as: jerking the gherkin, beating the bishop, seasoning the sausage, choking the chicken, and of course my personal favourite; "Giving the 8-year-old in my basement a short break".
Guy: "Hey did you consume that media last night?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah bro! I went downtown on that media"

Guy: "So how do you relax or deal with anxiety?"
Media Consumer: "I consume the media, obviously! Duh!"

Guy: "What were you doing over the weekend?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah mate, I was just consuming the media if I'm honest"

Conquering the Queen 

When a man simultaneously urinates between the squatted legs of his partner.
I ended up conquering the Queen before we worked one out last night!

Conquering the Four Horsemen

When a man or a woman takes loads from four different ethnicities from the four corners of the world within a 24 hour period.
I took a load earlier today from an asian, a hispanic, and a white dude. I am one black dick away from conquering the four horsemen. Do you know any black dudes that are DTF?