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The Chipmonk 

When a chick takes the whole shaft of a dick and puts one nut on each side of her mouth and looks like a chipmonk!
man this chick did the chipmonk like wo last night.
The Chipmonk by bata00420 June 28, 2009
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the frozen chipmonk

when a woman give a man a BJ with ice cubes in her mouth
use your imagination, the frozen chipmonk with accorn stuffed in mouth

Alvin and The Chipmunks 

Currently the world’s bestselling midget group. They formed in 1958 and now have multiple feature movies and are still hawt, despite being older than the Beatles.
They’re making another Alvin and the chipmunks movie, so brace yourselves for a level of furry midget ass that we have not yet experienced.

choke the chipmunk 

(v) to masturbate; to spank the monkey; to beat the meat; to maniputlate one's (male) genitalia for pleasure; to jerk off; to beat off; to rub one out
Wow....after watching Katie get undressed, I feel the urge to go home and choke the chipmunk.

Alvin and the chipmunks 

The act of inhaling helium and shoving a acorn up someone’s ass and singing “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth”
“Man I just Alvin and the chipmunks this girl.”

The Chipmunk 

The act of a woman putting the left and right nut in her cheeks and the penis in her mouth creating the look of a chipmunk.
John, I gave your sister The Chipmunk last night. I bet her tonsils are swollen something fierce today.
The Chipmunk by whurley October 20, 2014

Alvin And The Chipmunks 

Three cute little chipmunks with really squeaky voices who sing for a living and are raised by David Seville, who acts as their father. The ringleader, Alvin, always enjoys annoying everyone around him.
I really love the Alvin and the Chipmunks song "Alvin for President". It's so funny, and he could do a better job than Bush.
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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