The Chipmonk
When a chick takes the whole shaft of a dick and puts one nut on each side of her mouth and looks like a chipmonk!
The Chipmonk by bata00420 June 28, 2009
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the frozen chipmonk by t master tony July 10, 2009
Alvin and The Chipmunks
Currently the world’s bestselling midget group. They formed in 1958 and now have multiple feature movies and are still hawt, despite being older than the Beatles.
They’re making another Alvin and the chipmunks movie, so brace yourselves for a level of furry midget ass that we have not yet experienced.
Alvin and The Chipmunks by El ritardo December 6, 2017
choke the chipmunk
(v) to masturbate; to spank the monkey; to beat the meat; to maniputlate one's (male) genitalia for pleasure; to jerk off; to beat off; to rub one out
choke the chipmunk by Bitch-slappin' mofos since 1989 December 5, 2005
Alvin and the chipmunks
The act of inhaling helium and shoving a acorn up someone’s ass and singing “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth”
Alvin and the chipmunks by Gucci Berry February 20, 2021
Alvin And The Chipmunks
Three cute little chipmunks with really squeaky voices who sing for a living and are raised by David Seville, who acts as their father. The ringleader, Alvin, always enjoys annoying everyone around him.
I really love the Alvin and the Chipmunks song "Alvin for President". It's so funny, and he could do a better job than Bush.
Alvin And The Chipmunks by A.Nonymous February 6, 2007
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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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