The Chimney Sweep
The Chimney Sweep by Guysmibs March 4, 2012
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The Russian Chimney Sweep
The Russian Chimney Sweep is the act of the female taking a dump, while her partner is performing anal sex. It is called the Russian Chimney Sweep, because it's origin is in Russia, and the asswhole is being cleaned out, like a chimney.
Chick: I gotta take a dump.
Guy: I want to have anal sex.
Chick: Want to do the Russian Chimney Sweep? My chimney needs some sweeping.
Guy: Let's get cleaning.
Guy: I want to have anal sex.
Chick: Want to do the Russian Chimney Sweep? My chimney needs some sweeping.
Guy: Let's get cleaning.
The Russian Chimney Sweep by Chicko123 February 20, 2009
Planet of the apes chimney sweep
When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.
Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?
Planet of the apes chimney sweep by Cate89 March 23, 2019
sweeping the chimney
The act of using one's finger or fingers to infiltrate and stimulate the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal
Christian was nervous at first about having his chimney swept but ended up actually really enjoyed it when Rose was sweeping the chimney.
sweeping the chimney by Thai Donuts with salt February 18, 2014
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