The Cheese Grater
The alternative student magazine of UCL Union, The Cheese Grater contains humour, satire, investigative pieces and the odd cartoon.
The Cheese Grater by Alex Ashman December 31, 2007
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The Cheese Grater
The sexual act of using a cheese grater on a mans penis and sprinkling the dust into the partner’s mouth, and then cumming in their mouth.
The Cheese Grater by Lil’ Chicken Strip February 11, 2021
The Cheese Grater
A dark looming presence over the whole of the furry community, the infamous item expelled bloody from the anus in the most well known piece of furry hentai
James: what’s up with Jeff?
Jerry: he just watched the Cheese Grater
*James walks over to Jeff*
James: I feel your pain
Jerry: he just watched the Cheese Grater
*James walks over to Jeff*
James: I feel your pain
The Cheese Grater by RaxtusDergy April 17, 2023
The Lioness on The Cheese Grater
The Lioness on The Cheese Grater by Pr0m3th3u$ April 19, 2009
rubbing his dick against the cheese grater
Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.
Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!
rubbing his dick against the cheese grater by viper15 September 20, 2016
Crank the Cheese Grater
Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.
Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.
Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.
"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"
"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."
"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."
"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."
"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."
Crank the Cheese Grater by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009
dirty amar (the cheese grater)
When you rub your mixed (preferably nigerian and hungarian) cock (also preferably smothered in smegma) against a cheese grater with reckless abandon, then take the shavings of dick cheese^2 and make an authentic queso sauce and invite all of your latin american friends over for Taco Tuesday and serve your authentic dick queso sauce to all attendees. Then, while the queso is still in their mouth, throatfuck them until ejaculation and shoot the dick cheese queso cum on their faces and lick it back up
'I went to this dude's taco tuesday thinking i'd have some delicious food but instead I just got a dirty amar (the cheese grater)'
dirty amar (the cheese grater) by chezCHEZwoah October 13, 2025
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