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The Buffer

The last big fart right before you have to take a shit. Usually smells worse than the actual shit. Generally this is the last sign that an oncoming shit is inevitable and imminent. A slow, controlled walk to the nearest shitter may be required.
by Oregon Hillbilly November 9, 2010
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Flush the buffer

A term often used in the IT world as a euphemism for cracking one off in a closet
by Sybil May 5, 2005
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buffer the system

when you like a girl and there is another guy on her you send a friend thats a girls to go get in between them so he is not interested in her
Oh shit he is to close hey jan go buffer the system.
by That one guy and me July 12, 2010
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Try the buffet

The act of eating out a fat chick for your first time.
Person 1: Dude, sometimes I get tired of eating out the skinny girls, there is hardly anything there.
Person 2: Then you should try the buffet! Those fat chicks have pussy for days!
by Moaning Murtle September 3, 2009
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beat the buffet

A system of tactics that allow you to take full advantage of any 'all you can eat' buffet. As described by Howard, in channel 4 sitcom Fresh Meat. The plan is as follows:
1. Positioning: close to the buffet. Minimising plate travel and ensuring prime position for refills.

2. The first round: just one of each item. This is the introductory taster plate; we don't want to waste stomach space on non-tasty items.

3. Round 2: maximise high value items eg. prawns, over low value bulk foods such as rice or noodle. Remember the aim is not to have a satisfying meal out, the aim is to beat the buffet.

4. When you feel like you can't eat anymore: bring out the transporter. *Proceeds to tip a large plate of noodle into a rucksack lined with a plastic bag.
by thegrandmaster98 December 19, 2011
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The Buffet

The food your friends don't eat at a restraunt. To "order the buffet" is to not order food based on the fact that your friends won't finish. Best used at breakfast where the portions are large and the food (pancakes, eggs, hashbrowns) don't box and reheat well.
Friend 1: I'm getting the Hungry Man. What about you?
Friend 2: Think I'm just going to have the buffet.
(to Waitress) Friend 2: I'm fine, thanks.
by Ty Winter March 21, 2007
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hit the buffers

Although Sean was a successful actor, his career hit the buffers when he appeared in a poorly-rated film.
by school lover December 2, 2014
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