The Budday
The Budday by spuddylover November 3, 2019
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the buddy system
A system used between two or more men to help aid them in the event they are caught in an uncomfortable member of the opposite sex, particularly an unattractive and/or obese female during a party situation. When utilizing this system, the male victim will shout out "BUDDY!" and in turn the nearest member(s) of the buddy chain will come to his rescue.
Nasty party slut: Wanna get out of here?
Victim: Uh, well see...(looking around) uh, BUDDY!
Friend/Wingman (shuffles over to the rescue): So, uh John, you left your laundry downstairs. Oh, then we're up for beer pong. LETS GO.
Victim: Wow thanks man...the buddy system never fails. Did you see her snaggletooth?
Victim: Uh, well see...(looking around) uh, BUDDY!
Friend/Wingman (shuffles over to the rescue): So, uh John, you left your laundry downstairs. Oh, then we're up for beer pong. LETS GO.
Victim: Wow thanks man...the buddy system never fails. Did you see her snaggletooth?
the buddy system by Strella January 22, 2006
Kick the Buddy
Also known as “Interactive Buddy”, hence the name, Kick The Buddy is a stress-relieving beat it up video game released in April 2011.
Kick the Buddy by McBoobs (IHateShitters) September 16, 2018
Kick The Buddy
Kick The Buddy (also known as Kicky B) is a stress relief mobile game where you beat and torture a doll that lives in a box. Kick The Buddy is quite infamous for his ads, saying things like "ha, loser!" and "haaaa gayyy!" while having his head in a guillotine.
Kick The Buddy by Kicky On Tippy February 12, 2021
the buddy system
A system used against your friends whenever you need them to do something they refuse to do. Often used as a last resort of begging.
Usually applies to the "You help me, I help you" or the "Because we're buddies, you should totally do this for me" sayings.
Usually applies to the "You help me, I help you" or the "Because we're buddies, you should totally do this for me" sayings.
Jen: "No tom, I will not have sex with you!"
Tom: "But Jen! What about the buddy system?!"
Jen: "...Alright, fine -_-"
Tom: "But Jen! What about the buddy system?!"
Jen: "...Alright, fine -_-"
the buddy system by AnnieCanwanie January 25, 2011
The Buddy Syndrome
The Buddy Syndrome by Yeyeueu May 25, 2017
The Buddy Pie
The act of taking your dog and causing him to cum into a pie and forcing a girl to take a dump and insert it into the pie and then throwing it on her face.
The Buddy Pie by Emuel Lavigne March 27, 2008
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