The Boulder 

A living creature disguised as a human. It originated in the Himalayan Mountains. The boulder is an immensely strong creature, able to crush objects and people with ease. Some say the boulder has the ability to roll at tremendous speeds, even on flat terrain. Stories of the boulder range far and wide, each tale different from the rest. Some say it sustains its life from the solar rays of the sun. Some say it gets all the sun it needs from Pokemon Sun. And some say that it gains its power from a most sticky and horrendous liquid, sugar water. The latest news of the boulders whereabouts and its disguise vary from each and every article. But one prominent one remains. That it hides itself in the disguise, of a stout Asain man.

Watch out, the Boulder is coming!

The Boulder by The_All_Knowing_Wizard September 24, 2017

Punch the boulder 

Similar to "Jump the Shark" or "nuke the fridge", this idiom is used to describe when a videogame has begun its decadence or a period of bad quality. Named after the events in the final level of Resident Evil 5 when Chris Redfield shows impossible levels of human strength when he punches a boulder in a freaking volcano. It's important to mention that these moments aren't guilty of the changing direction (for worse) of a videogame saga but rather a symbol of it.

Oh my gosh, I thought this game was just campy but after the cutscenes it has definitely came to its "Punch the boulder" moment.

Punch the boulder by Bhzrdgeek1719 June 13, 2021

Punch the boulder 

The video game equivalent to "Jump the Shark" (TV series) and "Nuke the fridge" (movies) describing a bizarre/ridiculous event in a work or franchise after which it all went downhill. Most people tend to just use "Jump the shark" for all media because our brain space is limited. Originates from Resident Evil 5 (a series which ironically came back strong with part 7).

They made Sonic kiss a human princess?!? It couldn't possibly punch the boulder any harder, what were they thinking???

Punch the boulder by Alias_X_ August 25, 2021

scorching the boulder 

The burning sensation that results from using bengay and/or icyhot to rub one out.

Dude, I was scorching the boulder last night with my icyhot and I thought my cock was going to fall off!

scorching the boulder by brojers May 4, 2011

Because Of The Boulder 

A term used for when you can't see something, due to a boulder being in the way

Person 1: I was going to go hiking the other day, but my view of the road ahead was blocked.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because Of The Boulder

Because Of The Boulder by Averysubtlemongoose December 9, 2022

water around the boulder 

Wanting to avoid answering a particular question or speaking about a particular subject, but still trying to be respectful enough to give an honest answer, even if it is a little bullshit.

Even though there are still 10 weeks left in the 2018-2019 NFL season, will Patrick Mahomes be the league MVP? "He's doing a good job but still has a lot to learn. Also, I know you had to ask that question so I'm just trying to put some water around the boulder.

water around the boulder by Pseudonym? November 12, 2018

Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder 

A term for a rather large bra. The boobs are represented as the boulder and the over the shoulder holder represents the bra itself.

I was checkin out this chick at the mall. O man she was wearing this tank top and you could see her over the shoulder boulder holder. O man she had huge knockers. I wanted to jizz all over her face.

Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder by B$ April 1, 2005