the bottle 

A blanket term for or embodiment of alcohol abuse, as in 'the dreaded bottle'. When a person 'turns to the bottle', the person will abuse alcohol to forget his or her problems.

The bottle is my only friend.

the bottle by Roth Vantage December 26, 2014

The Bottle 

An ancient contraption from the indo-china sub continent that is used in modern times by people of indian descent around the world to clean their arse. This is why should you try anal with indian girls because you won't get shit on your nob.

Man: Which hole should i put it in?!
Woman: My bottom!
Man: But i might get shit on my nob!
Woman: Nah i've used the bottle!

The Bottle by Tony Blow August 20, 2006

The Bottle 

The Bottle is death itself. It is a concoction of of things all compiled into one bottle. It has been buried under the ground for about 3-4 months. With things such as milk, soda, bacon, cheese, cat foot, piss, and a dead bird, the bottle is the worst thing ever.

The Bottle can also be used as a defense. (See example below)

That shit was so nasty it was almost as bad as the bottle.

If you kick me in the nuts again I will pour the bottle on you.

The Bottle by ThePoonerBooner May 8, 2008

The bottle cap bandits 

A great ska band located in myrtle beach, south carolina. They have won 3 Battle Of The Bands to date. They are bursting into the ska scene. With hits such as Memory, Rainy Day, and First Class Losers, They will never disapoint anyone who goes to a show.

Person 1: Let's go to the bottle cap bandits and skank
Person 2: Hellz yeah! They are so hep

The bottle cap bandits by Theskankmaster October 1, 2006

the bottle opener 

In the doggy style position ...when a woman yells at you during the act of sex that you are a pussy and that is all you got!!!! You proceed to take a unopened beer(corona works the best) jam in in her ass, slam it down and rotate it clockwise. Step back, grab you clothes and give her the PEACE sign after you tap you chest and say PEACe OUT. you leave her trembling there naked on all fours trying to get it out. When she does the beer will opened for her enjoyment

After she yelled at Tony to be a man during sex, Tony proceeded to use the bottle opener and left for the night

the bottle opener by jimbocoles56 December 24, 2008

the bottle opener 

When a woman from Amsterdam forces her male partner to insert a cork into his rectum before any intercourse has taken place. Upon climax, she removes the cork, causing an expulsion of 2 bodily fluids at the same time. This is often followed by the woman rolling around in the male's feces/semen mixture and pleasuring herself.

Ian's friend Dan had the bottle opener performed on him for the first time unwittingly while visiting Amsterdam.

the bottle opener by MacGyver1138 August 24, 2006

The Bottle Rocket 

The man holds a sparkler in his butt crack and after lighting it, attempts to climax in his partner at the same time as the sparkler (fuse) burns out. Those giving them The Bottle Rocket.

“Bro, I burn my ass cheek giving my girl The Bottle Rocket last New Years.

The Bottle Rocket by Redneck Heathen July 4, 2022