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The Blandit 

Falling off the main stage in game, Super Smash Brothers for the Nintendo Switch via a missinput or a buffered air dodge.
Oh god she did The Blandit again we're down by 4 now
The Blandit by Izyblandit April 26, 2021
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The Bandit 

A sex move: Performed with 3 people (2 men and a women) Blindfold your girl and start doing her from behind while she's facing a window, now quietly switch places with the other man and have him start doing her while you go outside and have the other man un-blindfold the girl and you wave at her from outside the window.
On a side note: She doesn't know that there are two men and that she is going to be doing two men before this move is preformed.
A - Dude! Me and my bro just did the bandit on her!
B - Yeah man she totally freaked!
The Bandit by Colinmandudebro December 17, 2008

Smokey and the Bandit 

Taking a hit off of a bong while simultaneously evacuating your bowels.
My morning routine consists of a Smokey and the Bandit, shower and a shave.

Bare bum the bandit 

I'm not going bare bum the bandit. Your always bare bum the bandit
Bare bum the bandit by Tkovacs November 2, 2020

Beat the bandit 

To Beat the bandit, is too take ones penis and begin to jerk like normal, and then increase in speed until you are in physical pain and/or have drawn blood. It is often considered a punishment wank, post getting with a munter.
Bret: "Yo bro I had to Beat the bandit last night"

Mike: "What why?"

Bret: "I got with some skanky bitch, had to teach it a fucking lesson"
Beat the bandit by bret1020393 August 25, 2011

Smokey and the Bandit 

Sucking a fart out of a chicks Anal Rim, and then proceeding to kiss her while burping the fart into her mouth.
Burt Reynolds gave Sally Struthers a "Smokey and the Bandit" during a hot night of love.

The Dirty Bandit 

When done plowing the hoe you spit lipper juice in her snapper, slap her on the ass, and yell get along little doggy!
Dude, I gave that girl I met the other night "The Dirty Bandit" and she didn`t enjoy it as much I as thought she would!
The Dirty Bandit by Jameson 42 November 13, 2009
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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