The Bastards
The Bastards by sweetsugarbutterfly May 29, 2020
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lars frederiksen and the bastards
tottaly hardcore punk band includes the guitarist lars frederksen from the also amzing but not as hardcore punk band rancid some of their best songs are ''wine and roses'', ''to have not have'' and''mainlining muder'' wich has a contravesial video where they beat up a dead corpse scary but good if you are not easlaly offended
lars frederiksen and the bastards by ashdude July 25, 2008
Lars Frederickson and the Bastards
Side project of the band Rancid. Includes Lars from Rancid and other band members that no one cares about. In my opinion they are way better than Rancid and have a more agressive punk style."Subterranean", "Skunx", "To Have and To Have Not" and "Anti-Social" are their better songs.
Brent: "Rancid kicks ass dude!"
Kaz Moses: "if you like rancid you have to listen to Lars Frederickson and the Bastards... theyre way better"
Kaz Moses: "if you like rancid you have to listen to Lars Frederickson and the Bastards... theyre way better"
Lars Frederickson and the Bastards by Kaz Moses June 3, 2004
Jiji and the Bastards
Jiji and the Bastards is a electro-death-metal-pop band from File Island formed somewhere in the early 2006 (though the name for the band wasn't decided until later).
Their musical taste combines death metal with electronic shapes and pop elements. It could be described as a fusion between Marilyn Manson and Hilary Duff, but much more twisted and bizarre.
Their style consists mainly on fast guitar riffs, powerful drum beats and symphonic electronic sounds, together with astonishing lyrics with themes revolving around secks, rape, lust, pron, depravation, uncontroled desires, buttsecks, homosexual love, pervertion, wild secks, drugs, psychedelic experiences, pedophilia and other kinds of twisted secks rituals (and occasionally nonsense, insanity and delirium).
Their musical taste combines death metal with electronic shapes and pop elements. It could be described as a fusion between Marilyn Manson and Hilary Duff, but much more twisted and bizarre.
Their style consists mainly on fast guitar riffs, powerful drum beats and symphonic electronic sounds, together with astonishing lyrics with themes revolving around secks, rape, lust, pron, depravation, uncontroled desires, buttsecks, homosexual love, pervertion, wild secks, drugs, psychedelic experiences, pedophilia and other kinds of twisted secks rituals (and occasionally nonsense, insanity and delirium).
ROY: Did you hear? Jiji and the Bastards released their debut album "Amongst Seashells & Octopuss!es"!!
OSWALD: No way! =O
DICK: I love JatB!! <3
OSWALD: No way! =O
DICK: I love JatB!! <3
Jiji and the Bastards by Poisonous Syringes August 31, 2006
King/Queen of the Rat Bastards
1. The lowest of the low lifes. Not deserving of oxygen. An individual who is so despicable that you cannot stand to share your precious oxygen with. Someone who is likely to trash your boyfriend to the point that he breaks up with you and then go after him.
2. An extremely ratty rat bastard.
3. A mofo who is such a waste of time on this earth that they should just go die.
4. Someone who you wish would go to hell.
5. The spawn of the Devil.
6. Somebody that will definitely no doubt in anybodys mind burn in the deepest depths of hell itself.
7. A moron.
8. An ass muncher that should burn in hell.
9. A posing mofo that needs to get a life and stop being a two-faced son of a bitch and a backstabbing asswipe.
10. The biggest of the the rat bastards. This rat bastard is the king/queen of them and is usually overweight or tall and could possibly also be the biggest douchebag on the face of the earth. They usually have a destinct rat-like appearance and demeanor.
11. A slutzilla that is a two-faced bitch who gets your boyfriend to break up with you then chases after his sorry no good mofo bitch pussy wiped ass.
12. A whore, skank, skanky bitch ass hoe, hoe, stripper, or someone who has a plethora of STDs. They usually work at a club and are also complete assholes and they sniff sharpies and white-out.
13. A bitch ass hoe skank mofo that whines all the damn time about there worthless life. (We don't care leave us alone!!!!!!)
2. An extremely ratty rat bastard.
3. A mofo who is such a waste of time on this earth that they should just go die.
4. Someone who you wish would go to hell.
5. The spawn of the Devil.
6. Somebody that will definitely no doubt in anybodys mind burn in the deepest depths of hell itself.
7. A moron.
8. An ass muncher that should burn in hell.
9. A posing mofo that needs to get a life and stop being a two-faced son of a bitch and a backstabbing asswipe.
10. The biggest of the the rat bastards. This rat bastard is the king/queen of them and is usually overweight or tall and could possibly also be the biggest douchebag on the face of the earth. They usually have a destinct rat-like appearance and demeanor.
11. A slutzilla that is a two-faced bitch who gets your boyfriend to break up with you then chases after his sorry no good mofo bitch pussy wiped ass.
12. A whore, skank, skanky bitch ass hoe, hoe, stripper, or someone who has a plethora of STDs. They usually work at a club and are also complete assholes and they sniff sharpies and white-out.
13. A bitch ass hoe skank mofo that whines all the damn time about there worthless life. (We don't care leave us alone!!!!!!)
He/she is King/Queen of the Rat Bastards.
"Hey Cindy! Where's your crown? I thought you were Queen of the Rat Bastards?"
"blank" is the King of the Rat Bastards.
RBs is short for rat bastards.
"Hey Cindy! Where's your crown? I thought you were Queen of the Rat Bastards?"
"blank" is the King of the Rat Bastards.
RBs is short for rat bastards.
King/Queen of the Rat Bastards by nonRBS November 15, 2009
League of the Heartless Bastards
League of the Heartless Bastard (or commonly seen L.O.T.H.B.) is a gentlemans league of heartless bastards. They are very classy prim and proper men, founded in the mid-west reigion of the united states all members are remain nameless as to keep the gentlemans league a mystery.
League of the Heartless Bastards by Dirty sexy February 18, 2010
The Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost
The kind of God that is in support of slavery, misogyny, genocide and various other things that turn people off religion.
"Go ye therefore, and pillage all nations, bastardizing them in the
name of the Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost"
--Matthew 28:19 (abridged by a very vocal atheist)
name of the Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost"
--Matthew 28:19 (abridged by a very vocal atheist)
The Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost by The Logical Fallacy January 3, 2019
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