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An alcohol induced metamorphosis affecting insecure, overweight, unbathed, culturally and sexually confused pretending to be young but actually old, gay chinese males. During this metamorphosis the ability to rationalize or comprehend the enviroment around them is completely perished. The affected will begin throwing a child like tantrum which may include emotional outbursts, destruction of property, transfixion on a particular issue, crying, and partial nudity. becoming the bastard is irreversible until the afflicted has completely sobered up and undergone proper rest. typically the bastard sufferers memory will be erased the following day and they will not recall the episode despite evidentual text messages and multiple witnesses at the scene.
"i'm tired of being the bastard" followed by smashing of jack daniels bottle.

"oh i'm not allowed on your table huh? oh well i might just try and BREAK IT!" while jumping on a table.

*crying profusely* followed by pants falling down.

*being a 95% homosexual*
by stuart prince November 27, 2011
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Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
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The third album of Palaye Royale. It was released on may 29 2020. It's an absolute banger!
- Have you heard The Bastards of Palaye Royale?

~ Yeah, of course! I love it
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by sweetsugarbutterfly May 29, 2020
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