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The Bar Mitzvah 

noun, singular. Similar to a body shot; The skin of a penis is pulled over the head, creating a cylindrical enclosure. The inside is then filled to the brim with alcohol, and consumed like a traditional shot by a classy woman. After completion of the shot, everyone in the room must yell MOZZLETOFF!
The Bar Mitzvah: "I gave out so many Bar Mitzvah's last night that my penis has a hangover."
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